“I beg your pardon?” replied the Church secretary, unsure if she had heard the voice on the other line correctly.
“I’d like to speak to the head hog at the trough,” said the voice again.
“Well, if you’re referring to the Pastor,” she said indignantly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to address him with the respect he deserves. You may refer to him as ‘Reverend Jeff’, ‘Pastor Jeff’, or even ‘Brother Jeff’ but certainly we would never refer to a man of God as ‘the head hog at the trough’.”
“Well, I was wanting to give $100,000.00 to the Church budget,” the stranger said.
“Hold on just a second,” the Secretary replied, “I think I hear him oinking in the next room.”
“Where your treasure lies,” Jesus taught his disciples, “their your heart lies also.” A more jaded commenter might say, “everybody has a price.” This joke challenges all of us to think about how much our principles are worth to us. Proverbs says that wisdom is more precious than silver and more costly than gold. Too many people would rather have the gold than be wise. As disciples walking in the way of Jesus, we are called to fix our eyes on Christ. We can’t do this if our head is down in the trough.
Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear…